Issue #34 — Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Posted by Denny Hatch
How to Steal an Idea and
Destroy a Fledgling Business
Destroy a Fledgling Business
The
hottest magazine for mail order sales in the 70s and 80s.
In its heyday—with 140+
editions nationwide and circulation of 17 million—TV GUIDE was a gold
mine for direct marketers who wanted to test cheap and cash in big.
You
could create an ad for a product that does not exist—aka a “dry test.” You
could run the test ad in a distant urban and in a rural issue of TV GUIDE
and in within hours see if your offer fogs the mirror (has any life).
Basically it’s a secret test. Chances of a competitor seeing it are slim to
none. And it would yield essential marketing information.
When
orders come in for this non-product, you immediately respond with a flattering,
effusive “delay letter” expressing gratitude and saying the manufacturer ran
into an unforeseen production problem. (“The dog ate my homework.”) I’m
terribly sorry about this and I will get back to you just as soon as the product
is in stock. I know you are going to love it as I do. Thank you for your
patience.
A Windfall Jaunt to
the Orient
Here’s a scenario.
Harry’s father dies leaves a nice inheritance to Harry and Joyce. They decide
to dip into their windfall and take a trip to China to help forget Daddy’s long,
all-consuming final illness.
They fetched up in Hong Kong’s Stanley Market—a vast bazaar of products from all over the Far East. A huge percentage is knock-offs—counterfeits—of world-famous brands. Here is a dazzling array of women’s wear, shoes, electronics, luggage. jewelry and whatever—the entire range of splendid consumer goodies for a fraction the cost of the real deal.
They fetched up in Hong Kong’s Stanley Market—a vast bazaar of products from all over the Far East. A huge percentage is knock-offs—counterfeits—of world-famous brands. Here is a dazzling array of women’s wear, shoes, electronics, luggage. jewelry and whatever—the entire range of splendid consumer goodies for a fraction the cost of the real deal.
Unexpected
Entrepreneurs
Harry, a radio
aficionado sees a gorgeous portable multi-band AM/FM/TV/WB short wave receiver
on sale for literally peanuts. He gives a listen and the sound is clear with
zero static. He buys it.
When he and Joyce get home, they take it to the beach club and their friends are mesmerized. “What did it cost?” they ask.
When he and Joyce get home, they take it to the beach club and their friends are mesmerized. “What did it cost?” they ask.
“$62 dollars.”
“Great price.”
“Hong Kong dollars. That’s eight bucks
U.S.”
“Fantastic! Where can I get one?”
“It’ll cost you $1,900 round trip to
Hong Kong,” Harry said smirking.
Harry and Joyce unknowingly had taken part
in what’s known as “mother-in-law research.” (If it appeals to your mother-in-law,
it’s worth testing.)
Dipping Their Toes in a Business
It dawned on Harry
that if all his friends went gaga over this radio, he might start a business.
But how?
Jack Freed, Harry’s college roommate works for the world’s leading direct marketing agency—Wunderman Worldwide whose major accounts are Book-of-the-Month Club and Columbia House.
Wunderman is major TV GUIDE advertiser. Harry and Joyce invite the Freeds to dinner and Jack is enthralled with the radio. He explains the TV GUIDE dry test business model and offers to write an ad for a percentage of the new business.
Harry and Joyce agree at once.
Jack Freed, Harry’s college roommate works for the world’s leading direct marketing agency—Wunderman Worldwide whose major accounts are Book-of-the-Month Club and Columbia House.
Wunderman is major TV GUIDE advertiser. Harry and Joyce invite the Freeds to dinner and Jack is enthralled with the radio. He explains the TV GUIDE dry test business model and offers to write an ad for a percentage of the new business.
Harry and Joyce agree at once.
“Three questions,” Jack said.
“Shoot.”
“Do you know who made this radio? Can
you get them in quantities large enough to start a business? What do they cost
in bulk?”
“I don’t know who made the radio. But I
saw four different models in Hong Kong. This is the one I liked best.”
“What is the price in bulk?”
“It cost me eight bucks. I assume we
can get them cheap.”
The wheels in Jack’s head started
turning. “Let’s say we buy radios for $5.00 plus $1.00 delivery and price test
it for $34.95 plus shipping and handling, that’s a six-time mark-up. Should
work.”
“What’ll the TV GUIDE ads cost us?” Harry wanted to know.
“Roughly two grand.”
“Let’s do it!” Harry said.
Here’s the kind of ad Jack Freed might have written and designed for TV GUIDE:
Gaming the System
This is the true story
of a company with a business model based entirely using stealth for the naked
theft of other people’s ideas using TV
GUIDE. Let’s call it J.Wisenheimer & Co, Jerry Wisenheimer president. Jerry’s
Business in a nutshell:
• J.Wisenheimer is TV Guide’s largest subscriber. He buys
subscriptions to all 140+ weekly editions. Jerry’s team scans them
cover-to-cover every week of the year. They are NOT looking for TV programs.
• They are searching
for advertisements of new products ripe for stealing.
• Jerry discovered the two
ads for Harry’s radio and did the following:
—Stole the ad.
—Ran Jack's ad in rural Tennessee and urban Phoenix issues of TV GUIDE.1
—Ran Jack's ad in rural Tennessee and urban Phoenix issues of TV GUIDE.1
—Changed the name,
address, website and 800 number, so all orders came back to J.Wisenheimer's office.
—Ordered a radio from
Harry & Joyce.2
—Sent the ad to his
guy in Taiwan and told him to find the radio
(or models like it) and get prices.
1 For 10 years, Jerry has run all his stolen ads in these two off-trail editions of TV GUIDE. He has a matrix of results
based on products and prices. He will know within hours whether the ad will be
a winner—and by how much.
2 By ordering a radio from Harry and Joyce he will know whether or not this
was a dry test or whether they were delivering product. If a dry test, he
wanted their follow-up material. If a real offer, Jerry could see the packaging and enclosures.He would discover if other products are offered or whether this is a one-off effort by a pipsqueak.
Within two weeks Jerry had annexed Harry's radio idea and destroyed his dreams.
Within two weeks Jerry had annexed Harry's radio idea and destroyed his dreams.
Takeaways to Consider
• Let me say at the
outset I am not endorsing this theft-of-product business model. This is pure
sleaze.
• According to a 2017 report by the United States Trade
Representative, Chinese theft of American Intellectual
Property currently costs between $225 billion and $600 billion annually.—Prof. Paul Goldstein, Stanford Law School
• The difference between what Jerry's did and the
Chinese theft model is Jerry's business was built on marketing savvy vs. the
Chinese model based on manufacturing knowhow.
• "Build it and they will come is bullshit. Build it—sell the
hell out of it—and they will come." —Willard Rouse, Real estate
developer.
• A marketer is nuts to
lay in a huge stock of untested product and then try to sell it.
• There are two
rules—and two rules only—in direct marketing. Rule #1: Test everything. Rule
#2: See Rule #1. —Malcolm Decker, Freelancer and entrepreneur
• The Federal Trade
Commission does not like dry testing and has a 30-day rule: If you offer a product via mail,
phone, fax or Internet, you must be able to deliver within 30-days.
• Dry tests are done all
the time. Three DO’s and DON’Ts.
—Don’t ask for
cash. If you give a cash option knowing you cannot deliver, you are ipso facto
committing fraud.
—Don’t hit the
customer’s credit card until product is being shipped.
—If this is a dry test, Do,
immediately, send to all customers an effusive, believable delay letter.
• The only truly safe medium for testing is direct mail. If you send
out 10,000 direct mail pieces, chances are infinitesimal a competitor will get
a whiff of what you are doing. Even if a competitor does see it, there’s no way
of knowing whether (1) it was a test or a rollout (2) or whether it was
successful or a bomb.
• If you test via space advertising,
everyone who receives that publication will see it.
• If you test via the
Internet and your messages gets into the wrong inbox, it can be forwarded all
over your industry and in the hands of your competitors worldwide in 30
seconds.
• Jerry Wisenheimer's big
bucks could overpower Harry and Joyce’s meager inheritance
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Amazing story. Was it a big seller?
ReplyDeleteThanks for taking the time to comment. This was not an actual case history, but rather an exercise on this company's business model. This is how it operated. It was in business for many years and ripped off a slew of inventors and fledgling entrepreneurs. I forget when they finally folded.
DeleteDenny, great story, great advice, thanks for sharing. You need to send this newsletter out more that once per month!
ReplyDeleteI post once a week. Missed a week being on vacation. Back in the saddle. Thank you for writing. Do keep in touch.
DeleteDenny, you've probably already forgotten more than most marketers today even know. I am always fascinated with the relevance of your teachings for today's marketer. Keep on telling these stories and life lessons!
ReplyDeleteIn my tribe we have one word for people like this (who I despise): Gonnif's.
ReplyDeleteTranslation: Pond scum thieves.