Wednesday, June 20, 2018

#11 Writers! 19 Simple Rules for Creating READABLE Copy



 
Issue #11 —Wednesday, June 19, 2018

Posted by Denny Hatch


         Writers! 19 Simple Rules for Creating READABLE Copy



Why a Majority of People Can't Read What You Write!

1. “The addictive nature of Web browsing can leave you
    with an attention span of 9 seconds—the same as a goldfish.”
    —Dr. Ted Selker, MIT Media Lab

2. “Currently 45 million Americans are functionally illiterate and cannot read above a fifth grade level.” —Literacy Project Foundation

3. “50% of adults cannot read a book written at an eighth grade level.” —Literacy Project Foundation

4. “Lookers are shoppers. Readers are buyers. Engage your prospect through reading and you’re on your way to a sale.” 
    —Malcolm Decker, Freelancer

5.  Communications coins of the realm today are:
• The 160-character text (81% of Americans text regularly according to Pew Research).

• The 280 character tweet, employed by 336 million active Twitter users who send 500million tweets a day.



6. People will read your copy only if it is broken up into bite-sized paragraphs à la Tweets and texts.

7. “Avoid gray walls of type.” —David Ogilvy, Advertising legend
          Atlantic                NY Times Magazine                  New Yorker

8. “Neatness rejects involvement.” —Lew Smith, Agency EVP

9. It is imperative to keep the reader’s eye moving.

10. Ugly works!” —Seattle Marketing guru Bob Hacker



A conspicuously ugly ad by Fred Breismeister, Greystone Press. Note the hand holding the bottom of the book. Fingers move the eye up to the “FREE” arrow and burst: “Yes… Take it FREE!” Ugly stuff. But these devices giddily move the eye around. In the last century, Greystone sold gazillions of books!

11. "An ingenious sequence of boldly displayed crossheds (mini-headlines) can deliver the substance of your entire pitch to glancers who are too lazy to wade through the text." —David Ogilvy

(Note Breismeister's cross-heds/mini-headlines breaking up the two bottom left columns above.)

12. "After two or three inches of copy
 insert your first boldface crosshead—or mini-headline/sub-hed—and thereafter pepper mini-headlines throughout. These mini-headlines should be the same size and font as text, but centered—either underlined or in boldface." 
   —David Ogilvy


14. “Type smaller than 9-point is difficult for most people to read.”
       —David Ogilvy

15. “Never use text reversed out of a dark color or a busy background.” —Ed Elliott, Designer

16. Online readability means line widths should be 50 to 75 characters including spaces. —Christian Holst, Baymard Institute

17. Use black type—never gray or pastels in text or headlines.

18. No sentence longer than 28 words—ever!

19. Short words!
 Short sentences! Short paragraphs!
       —Andrew J. Byrne, Freelancer

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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

#10 How a FREE GIFT Built a Multi-million Dollar Business


Issue #10 — Wednesday, June 13, 2018



Posted by Denny Hatch


How a FREE GIFT Built a Multi-million Dollar Business


When I was growing up, driving in the hot summer without car air conditioning was something you got used to.

Imagine a family of five or six on vacation driving across the South Dakota Badlands in 110-degree heat with no air conditioning!

In 1931 at the height of the Great Depression, a young pharmacy graduate and his wife arrived in the tiny town of Wall, South Dakota—“the geographical center of nowhere.”

With $3,000, Ted and Dorothy Hustead opened a drug store on Main Street. They agreed if they could not make a go of the business within five years, they would bag it and try something else.

Wall was on the main road to a great tourist attraction—the Mount Rushmore Monument—56 miles away.

But day after day, season after season, the Husteads watched cars driving through town. Virtually nobody stopped.
        
Dorothy Hits the Jackpot
One scorching day in 1936 Dorothy Hustead had a drop-dead brilliant idea: put signs along the highway offering free ice water
        

Ted apparently did not think much of his wife’s brainstorm, but he was willing to try anything. According to Hustead family lore, when Ted got back from putting up the first signs, cars were already lined up out front with thirsty tourists taking advantage of the free offer.

Wall Drug instantly became a legendary stopping-off place. It now serves up to 20,000 travelers a day. As Ronald MacArthur wrote in a January 1988 issue of The International Herald Tribune:

Although its name signifies a drugstore, it’s unlike any drugstore anywhere else in the world. It’s a museum, restaurant (with authentic buffalo burgers), pharmacy, jewelry store, camping outfitter, soda fountain, tourist information center, Indian-book store, Western souvenir shop, Western art gallery (with 150 paintings), cowboy boot and Indian moccasin shop, and Western wear and equipment store, all wrapped into one.

When Ted figured out customers came to Wall Drug as a result of roadside signs, every visitor was given a sign to hang in the local community. Signs sprouted all over the U.S., Canada and Mexico.

South Dakota GIs serving overseas used to request signs, and soon Wall Drug was famous all over Europe and the Far East.


Thanks to the Husteads, Wall, SD has more swimming pools per capita than any other U.S. locale!

Takeaway to Consider
“Always try to convert a marketing disaster into a marketing opportunity.” 
—Lester Wunderman, The Wunderman Agency

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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

#9 A Marketer’s Scheme to Make Congress Effective


 
Issue #9 – Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Posted by Denny Hatch


A Marketer’s Scheme to Make Congress Effective


Decent D.C. Housing for 535 Downtrodden American Families

Being a member of the U.S. Congress—Representative or Senator—is a lonely, subhuman existence.

The average Congressperson must spend 4 hours a day—every work day— in a telemarketing boiler room with a script, pleading with donors for campaign contributions. 

The need: raise $18,000 a day or find another job.

The day you’re re-elected, start fundraising again.

Base salary is $174,000 a year. Other “earned” income cannot exceed 15% of that. Honoraria are disallowed.

With two residences—hometown and Washington, D.C.—and, let's say, two kids in college plus alimony, congressional families are at poverty level.

Members cannot afford to bring their families to D.C., so they “batch” it when Congress is in session. They are forced to freeload meals and booze at every available lobbyist-sponsored gathering.

A number sleep on couches in their offices.

Who can forget the famous rat-infested Schumer-Durbin-Mitchell bachelor slum?



Only on weekends—many with perpetual jet lag—can reps get a home-cooked meal, have family time and sleep in their own beds.

The Washington Scene
When I was growing up, Congressional families lived in the Washington environs. Their kids went to area schools. Democrats and Republicans were buddies who regularly interacted, socialized, played cards.

With congressional families living in D.C., government was a community. 

Legislation was agreed-on, passed and signed into law.

Government got things done! 

Today, The United States is a mishmash of tribal war zones—Democrat v. Republican v. Bannonite destroyers presided over by a ghoulish money-grubbing warlock.

A Quick Personal Aside
Before we moved to Philly, we had tangential contact with our congressman, Chris Shays (R-CT), a lovely, competent guy who lost his seat in the 2008 Obama sweep.

Shays batched it in Washington, seeing his wife and kids on weekends. To me he appeared haunted.

The president has the White House. 

The veep has the Observatory.

Why shouldn't the senior branch of government have the same deal?

(Senior branch? Remember the Constitution: Article I—Legislative.)

The Premise
• Create: a 501c3 corporation, “My Congressperson’s Home/PA.”

Also: “Our Senator’s Home 1 & 2/PA.”

• Purchase (or rent): a comfortable a four-bedroom house (or condo).

• Equip it: with furniture, appliances and linens.

 Monthly: insurance, flowers, car, cleaning help, liquor and wine for gracious entertaining.

• In short: Let's give these sad sacks with their 17% job approval a sense of self-worth.

So maybe they'll start doing what's right.

What say you?

Agree or disagree?

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