Tuesday, January 4, 2022

#142 Moonlight!!

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#142 Blog Post –January 4, 2022

 

Posted by Denny Hatch

 

How to Double Your Income:

Moonlight for Freelance Clients!


 



Alas, David Ogilvy Could Have

Changed My Faltering Career.

 

After I got out of the Army (as a two-year draftee)  in 1960 I had nine different jobs over the next 12 years.

 

I was fired from five of them.

 

Just about every new boss that hired me warned that if I were caught moonlighting I would be summarily fired. In the words of Bill Goring at Meredith: “You’re working for us. We expect absolute loyalty and 110% of your time.”

 

Amazingly, I had acquired a highly marketable skill when I was 15 years old. It would have brought in  glorious extra cash when I was eking out a low-to-mid three-figure-a-week salary and scraping by paycheck-to-paycheck over those bleak 12 years.

 

My First Business Skill

As a kid, I thought I maybe wanted a career in theater. In the summer of 1951, I worked as a paying apprentice (intern) at the Ivoryton, Connecticut Playhouse. Late in the season, the wonderful publicity director—hard drinking, heavy-smoking ex-Ziegfeld Follies dancer Evelyn Lawson—took me under her wing and schooled me in the business of publicity and public relations. ”

 

By the end of summer, Evelyn was tired and wanted to get home to Cape Cod. She assigned me the task of creating a press release announcing the final play of the season—Dream Girl by Elmer Rice starring Judy Holliday, winner of the 1951 Academy Award for Best Actress in Born Yesterday.

 

Evelyn coached me through writing the two-page release, typing the A.B. Dick blue stencil and running it on the hand-cranked inky-stinky mimeograph machine, typing the 14 envelopes, collating, stapling, folding and inserting the release, licking the envelope flaps and stamps and marching them over to the post office.

The following week my press release ran verbatim in the Middletown Press and three other local area papers. I was stunned. My parents were over the moon—seeing their kid in print at age 15. 

 

Best of all, Dream Girl was SRO all week!

 

I became hooked on writing and never looked back.

 

Later I wrote a ton of press releases—for the Army Public Information Office and as part of my first jobs with a succession of book publishers. Over many years I had myriad offers to do freelance publicity.

 

Alas, throughout my checkered career I was scared to death of moonlighting, appearing disloyal and being fired. Yet, I was fired from five jobs.

 

Example of a firing: Walter Weintz’s major account was the Republican National Committee. When the Watergate scandal broke, Republican fundraising tanked big time. Walter lost the account. He had the choice of canning me or letting go his son, Todd. I was Watergate collateral damage. 

 

P.S. Walt Weintz was one of the bosses that flat-out told me I'd be fired if he caught me freelancing.

 

Thirty Years Too Late I Stumbled

Across This Memo from David Ogilvy!

 

Memo to Directors. 

 

January 17, 1973

 

WE ENCOURAGE MOONLIGHTING, PARTICULARLY AMONG OUR COPYWRITERS.

 

It gives them experience.

 

It gives them more sense of responsibility.

 

It increases their income—at no cost to us.

 

I learned this dodge from Dr. [George] Gallup. He paid us miserably but encouraged us to moonlight.

 

Rosser Reeves [legendary advertising copywriter] did a lot of it. So did I. One year I made more—far more—moonlighting than I did at the agency. And it sharpened my wits.

 

Anyone who opposes moonlighting is a pettifogger.

 

Only two rules. Chaps must not moonlight on competing accounts or for other agencies, and they must not be caught doing the work in office hours.

 

  

Takeaways to Consider

 

Advice from Bob Teufel, President of Rodale,

On Freelancing After I was Canned by Walter Weintz.

 

• "If you are good at what you do—and have good people skills—go freelance."

• "You’ll work harder than you ever have in your life, make more money and have more fun than you ever imagined."

 

• "If you get fired, you are still working."

 

• "The ultimate joy: you can fire clients you don’t like."

 

• "Spread out your work. If you promise to meet deadlines too close together, you will miss at least one of them and lose the client."

 

• "Never rely on a single client or customer for more than 25% of your total revenue.

 

• "Always make time to sell when you are busiest. Lining up new business is hard, tedious work—especially if the sales cycles are long. An individual or company can become consumed by current projects. Once these are completed, nothing new in the hopper can mean trouble ahead."

 

• "Always go first class. Customers and clients like the aura of success. Dress well and entertain them well. The Weintz Agency does world-class work. Walt drives a Mercedes. He frequents the best restaurants. He takes me fishing on his 58’ Bristol Trawler and invites me for trout fishing weekends at the exclusive Megantic Fish and Game Club in Maine. It doesn’t get any better than that!"

 

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Wednesday, December 1, 2021

#140 - Antique Magazines Club

 
#140 Blog Post – Wednesday, December 1, 2021

  

Posted by Denny Hatch

 

Drop-dead Glorious Advertisement

Discovered in a 90-year-old Magazine.

 



 

Above is a fascinating antique—the cover of Fortune Magazine’s Issue #1—the Premier Launch number. It was sent to me out of the blue. I did not order it. I did not expect it. When I opened the package it was obviously the real deal—a giant, oversized authentic 11” x 14” original of 184 pages—not a reprint. A behemoth! A jewel!

 

Amazingly, it’s 90 years old!

 

I was stunned!

 

As founder and proprietor of the WHO’S MAILING WHAT! newsletter and archive service I received tens of thousands of unsolicited mailings over 30 years. But never a treasure like this!

 

The first thing I did was Google used magazines for sale and discovered one guy selling this issue for $225! This was emphatically not a piece of junk mail I was going to throw away!

 

The Back Story of This Mind-blowing $225 Gift

The sender was long-time acquaintance and colleague Mitchell Davis, a polymath—a walking, talking bundle of PR and business knowhow, in touch with thousands of leading executives and journalists as well as being the propagator of thousands of news releases. His CV:

 

Editor and Publisher of the Yearbook of Experts, Authorities & Spokespersons www.expertclick.com.

 

Director General of the International Platform Association, the speakers’ association founded by Daniel Webster in 1831. www.InternationalPlatform.org.

 

Founder of The News Council that enables nonprofit groups to use the power of networking free of charge. www.newcouncil.org.

 

In the first 20 years of my checkered career, I ran book clubs, started a book club and worked on a number of continuity series. I know precisely how clubs and continuity series work, as well as the arithmetic and the formula for profitability. Here’s Mitch’s deal:

 

Historic Magazine Subscription Service

• Sign up and receive an historic magazine each month billed at $7.95 (or $79 annual) or one a week for $5.95 (billed monthly at $23.80 or $238 annual).

• Cancel any time for a full refund on un-mailed issues.

• Four choices of historic magazines: (1) Selection of all magazines without Playboy or…  (2) All magazines including men’s magazines or… (3) Fortune only for $295 a year or… (4) Playboy only for $195 a year.

The Free Sample issue enclosed is a gift for you to keep—no strings attached.

 

Wow!

 

I immediately emailed Mitch, told him:

(1) I would subscribe.

(2) I wanted to do blog post on the new service. I asked who was his book club consultant? Who was his backer—or what organization was he working with?

 

On receipt of my email, Mitch phoned me. This is entirely his idea. He is his own consultant. He dreamed it up, researched the second hand magazine business, decided to launch the service and wrote his own copy.

 

Mitch was thrilled to hear from me. “I sent out one mailing and you responded,” he said. “That’s a 100% response!”

 

It turns out Mitch had sent me an absolute treasure!

 

I Opened Fortune Issue #1, and Discovered

The Lede Ad on Page Three Is a Masterpiece!

 




 

Here’s the text of the above ad:

 

PLAYBIRDS OF PARADISE

THEIR HOME IS

THE COAST

 

Whether you are a Californian for one month a year or twelve, you can pack more of the Coast’s pleasures into each busy day with a plane—especially if it’s a COMMUTER.

 

   With this versatile Keystone-Loening Amphibian, you take off and alight with equal ease on land or water. Every port becomes an airport, every ranch a landing field. Lake Tahoe is as accessible to you as Grand Central Airport.

 

   Get your party together—the roomy cabin of the Commuter seats four, sociably, with plenty of space for golf bags, guns or tackle. Touch the starter and the engine whirrs into action. Skim the water or the turf a few seconds, then soar into the sunshine at a thousand feet a minute.

 

   Go up five, ten, even fifteen thousand feet. From your comfortable observation cabin, watch this glorious coast unfold beneath you. Follow it swiftly—overtake it. Look down on famous bays and beaches, on historic harbors and Hispanic missions. Turn inland and admire the grandeur of snow-capped peaks, or seaward to Catalina and its sport. Alight—wherever your fancy dictates or your guests desire. You can—for you fly a Commuter.

 

   Your range is 400 miles at a hop. You can breakfast at the Fairmont, lunch and refuel at Santa Barbara, stop for tea at Coronado, then cross into Mexico and introduce your guests to quaint Ensenada and its luscious lobsters. With 300 horse-power at the throttle, altitude and distance vanish—into thin air.

 

   Get a Commuter and join the playbirds. Their sanctuary lies bathed in sunshine, between the Sierras and the Sea.

 

[LOGO]

 

KEYSTONE AIRCRAFT CORPORATION

Division of CURTISS-WRIGHT CORPORATION

Sales Offices: 27 West 57th Street, New York

 

$16,800

 

KEYSTONE-LOENING

AMPHIBIAN

COMMUTER

 

How Does 90-year-old copy stack up

Against 2021 Copy for Private Jets?

In short, damn well. Below are the hotshot techie lede paragraphs for five 21st century corporate jets:

 

Gulfstream G65OER

Extended Possibilities

The clean-sheet G650 family offers speed and range combinations that can save you significant time over the course of a year. The G65OER offers a maximum rage of 7,500 nm/13,890km at Mach 0.90, building upon the range of the G650, which covers 7,000 nm/12,964km at Mach 0.85 and 6000nm/11,112 km at Mach 0.90.

 

Dassault Falcon 8X

EFFICIENCY. FLEXIBILITY. COMFORT.
BALANCED TO PERFECTION.

Of all the large-cabin jets on the market, the Falcon 8X alone provides a unique combination of efficiency, flexibility, long range and quiet, spacious comfort. All perfectly balanced to create a flying experience that exceeds the expectations of the most demanding customers. It incorporates Dassault’s considerable experience in fighter-derived flight control; ultra-efficient, long-range performance; sound reduction technology and adaptable interior spaces.

 

 

Bombardier Challenger 650

This Aircraft Means Business

The ultra-smooth, super-midsize Challenger 350 by Bombardier is purpose-built for efficient performance and exceptional comfort. Its spacious, stand-up cabin is punctuated with artisanal craftsmanship and touchscreen technology, while its unique sound dampening capabilities keep your in-flight experience amazingly quiet.

 

Cessna Citation Longitude

THE NEW LEADER IN BUSINESS AVIATION

The CESSNA CITATION LONGITUDE aircraft was designed with your business and return on investment in mind: transatlantic range, advanced engineering and an unforgettable cabin experience all come together with the lowest direct operating costs of any super-midsize jet. Simply put: this aircraft delivers the reliability and efficiency you need to maximize the value of every mission. Take control of your most valuable asset and see how far you can go with the Citation Longitude super-midsize jet.

 

HondaJet

Founded in 2006, Honda Aircraft Company is the latest venture in Honda’s drive to enhance the freedom of mobility. We use the most advanced technologies to build safer, more efficient aircraft that defy industry norms and meet a variety of different missions. We are driven by a desire to enhance the benefits and increase accessibility of private aviation. Discover how our aircraft are tailored to meet your unique needs.

 

 

Takeaways to Consider

 



 

• Antique magazines provide a fascinating window into America’s past. This is not dry-as-dust history. Rather it’s superb writing and illustrations that capture the energy, exultation and angst of the epochs our parents and grandparents went through.

 

• My opinion from years of running book clubs and continuity series: Mitch Davis’s HISTORIC MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE can never be a giant club with a six- or seven figure membership à la Book-or-the-Month, Literary Guild or TIME-LIFE Books.

 

• But as an exclusive boutique membership organization it is a serendipitous journey that can enrich your understanding of how we got to be the people we are today.

 

• You’ll find an ever expanding bonanza of ideas for products, services, copy approaches, headlines and offers.

 

• You’ll also be acquiring a one-of-kind private library of magnificent antique magazines chock-a-block full of ideas, stories and illustrations that will enhance your knowledge and understanding of history, science and business know-how.

 

• You’ll love being able to dazzle friends, family and professional colleagues with your extraordinary insights and grasp of the past.

 

• Oh, yeah… it’s also a helluva lot of fun!

 

• Go, Mitch!

 

Contact:

Mitchell.Davis@ExpertClick.com

(202) 333-5000

 

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Wednesday, November 3, 2021

#139 Copywriter's A.I. Assisstant

#139 Blog Post – Wednesday, November 3, 2021

 

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Posted by Denny Hatch

 

Copywriters' New A.I. Digital Assistant Spews Out Original Copy on Demand!

 

 

Dear Colleague,

 

Many years ago, I was a direct mail copywriter and writer/designer of space ads. Later I stumbled into starting WHO’S MAILING WHAT! – the newsletter and archive service. In 1992 I sold out to become editor and publisher of Target Marketing Magazine. During those 30 years I traveled the country speaking and attending conferences, symposia, expos – all-manor of direct marketing gatherings.

 

I used to run into an elegant, sunny gentleman from California named John Finn. He was an agent. His business was matching his stable of direct mail copywriters to direct mail marketers who needed creative help.

 

Alas, John passed away, and his son Kevin took over the business.

 

Meet Your Newest Assistant:
Mr.(or Ms.) A.I. Copywriter

Recently out of the blue (and out of my distant past) I received an unsolicited YouTube video from Kevin Finn calling attention to an “Artificial Intelligence” copywriting program. You feed info into the system on a product or service and the specifics of the market you want to reach – including parameters such as price and size.

 

      From Kevin’s Email Cover Letter

     Just a quick note to share this
     copywriter assistant
tool that
     leverages an artificial intelligence
     tool
created by Elon Musk. It helps
     copywriters speed up
the time it takes
     to complete writing assignments –
or
     get started on them.

 

My understanding: this magical system will produce an avalanche of ideas based on highly successful copy that has been vacuumed up on the worldwide Web. It will a) give you copy approach ideas; b) myriad headlines and subheads; c) actual copy; d) proprietary research into the subject(s) at hand; d) plus a Guarantee: all material is original, none stolen, no theft of copyright.

 

The Pain-in-the-ass Business
Of Time-Consuming Research

Okay, this system will not act as a substitute for an experienced copywriter. But the USP (Unique Selling Proposition) seems to be the guarantee to save you many hours of research.

 

If copywriters can dramatically cut down time doing research, they can write more copy, serve more clients and make a ton more money!

 

A Personal Confession

I flat-out don’t understand any of this.

 

For starters, I LOVE SPENDING TIME DOING RESEARCH!

 

Consider this. Tens of thousands of graduates – M.A.’s, Ph.D.’s, doctors, lawyers, engineers, scientists and busines executives took out enormous six-figure student loans to buy the knowledge needed to have great careers and get obscenely rich.

 

Today these hotshots are whining over the crushing burden of being forced to repay the humongous student debt they accrued buying knowledge. Many are simply defaulting on their loans.


Unlike These Struggling, Overeducated Deadbeats,
Copywriters Get Paid Big Money to Learn Stuff!

Think of it! As a direct marketing copywriter, you are being paid gloriously fat fees for the fun (and life experience) of learning about new business and consumer products and services.

 

Along the way in the course of your paid research you are also learning about new professions and are privileged to discover the lifestyles and needs of the customers who buy your client’s wares. You are being paid handsomely for becoming an expert in myriad fields!

 

Think of it! After, say, 3 years of creating direct mail and digital offers, copywriters have been paid handsomely while acquiring the equivalent of an MBA in Direct Marketing!

 

             A Personal Request...
After you've learned about this revolutionary A.I. Assistant Copywriter, I’d love it if you would share your thoughts with fellow readers on this radical concept.
It should make for a fascinating discussion! Your choice:


1. Simply scroll down to the bottom of this page and leave a comment...

-or- 

2. Email me your comment and I’ll enter it for you. I am Denny Hatch, dennyhatc@yahoo.com

 

Thank you!

 

CLICK HERE TO MEET THE A.I. DIGITAL COPYWRITER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-IJv6MKPc

 

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