Wednesday, September 15, 2021

#136 Zipcar Nightmare

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 #136 Blog Post - Thursday, September 16, 2021


Posted by Denny Hatch


How Brilliant Technology Morphed into
A Gawd-awful Back-end Nightmare

Peggy and I are pensioners. Six years ago, we downsized from a center city rowhouse to a center city 2BR apt. We sold our big, beloved ten-year-old sedan and saved $12,000 a year—garage space rental ($250/mo), insurance, gas, servicing and yearly wear-'n'-tear repair costs. For starters, public—a great bus system plus subways—here in Philly are free to seniors. Uber, taxis and Enterprise per-hour carshare for grocery shopping were a tiny fraction the cost of car ownership.

Alas, Covid-19 hit. Enterprise axed its carshare system We were still way ahead of the car ownership game. We relied on the kindness of friends to take us shopping, ordered groceries to be delivered and I often schlepped to stores with a market bag on two wheels.

A friend of Peggy's in the building mentioned the Zipcar carshare parking lot was a half block away. Cost: $9.00/month membership plus an hourly rate depending on the car—gas and insurance included. Peggy joined instantly, mainly for routine shopping trips to the big grocery and wine stores.

• We reserved a Toyota Corolla ($14.75 per hour) for two hours starting 2:00 p.m. this past Sunday. The first hour was magical.

•  We walked the half a block to the parking lot and instantly spotted the pristine new white Toyota Corolla.

•  The car was live, online and in contact with Zipcar computers.

• Peggy turned on her iPhone and went to the Zipcar App, tapped on drive, then tapped on Unlock. The doors instantly unlocked.

• The keys were in the small tray next to the gearshift. The deal: never take the keys out of the card. When stopping for an errand, stick the keys in their little home, exit the car and go about your business. Use the Zipcar App to lock and unlock the car..

• On returning to the car with full shopping cart, simply unlock, load the trunk and drive off.

We made two stops—state liquor store for a three-week supply of red and white wine plus some beer. At Philly's Famous 4th Street Deli, Peggy waited in the car while I picked up dinner. Whereupon we headed for home.

We continually marveled at the magnificent technology and the pleasure of having a lovely little Zipcar on beck-'n'-call just half a block from our apartment. Brilliant. We had fallen into the cream pot.

By three o'clock we were ready to turn in the car. "Do we need anything from Acme?" Peg asked. "Yogurt, Windex, oatmeal and ice cream" I said. Peggy pulled into the parking lot of the small Acme supermarket three blocks from our apartment and exited the car. 

The S**t Hits the Fan 

In Peggy's sign-up e-literature, she was told a special Zipcar membership card would be mailed to us for use in an emergency. For example, if the iPhone battery dies and we can't enter our pass code, we can tap on the upper left windshield with the card and the car will respond enabling us to get in and out.

 

Peggy's iPhone was fully charged. The system had been working flawlessly.

We pushed the Acme shopping cart of groceries to our Toyota and Peggy tapped Unlock.

Zip. Zero. Nada. Niente. Nothing.

A message from Zipcar appeared on her tiny screen. "Out of range."

We were standing next to the car.

Huh?

She tried it again and again. Four times.

Same message each time.

It was 3:00 p.m. Bright sun. 87˚. We made our way back to the bench outside the Acme entrance. We had one unused hour on our rental.

Peggy called Zipcar.

"Use your personal card," Peggy was told. It'll unlock the system."

"We're brand-new members," Peggy replied. "We have not received our card in the mail."

The Zipcar lady directed us to return to the Toyota and and said she would try to unlock the car from her office. No dice.

"The message says the car is out of range," said the lady. "Get closer to the car."

"I am standing next to the car."

Suffice it to say over the next two hours Peggy was on the phone eight or nine times with five different Zipcar people. In every instance Peggy was required to give her name, date of birth and last three digits of her driver's license and then repeat what had happened.

The TSRs were uniformly nice, polite and, alas, utterly unhelpful.

"The car is offline," said the Zipcar woman. She told us to expect a call in thirty minutes.

We waited. After 30 minutes had passed Peggy called Zipcar.

"Okay," expect a call from roadside assistance in a few minutes.

Peggy got a call saying Zipcar was extending the rental period one hour and we should be happy to know we would not be charged for the extra hour.

In another call were told the ETA for roadside assistance would be 30 minutes. They will tow the car and then deliver all the groceries to our door.

Twenty minutes later we received a text saying Bob's Auto would be arriving. His ETA was 180 minutes. There was a number to call Bob's Auto and Peggy called.

"My husband is 86 and I'm 76. There is no way to start the car. We are three blocks from home. We are not going to wait in this parking lot for three hours.

"You can't start the car?"

"No. We're locked out. We can't start the car."

"I can't tow the car if it's not running," Gus said.

Peggy and I were prepared to ditch the car in the Acme parking lot and forfeit the wine, beer and groceries just so we could get home.

It was getting close to six o'clock. We had been in the parking lot nearly three hours. Another call to Zipcar. Name. Date of birth. Last three digits of driver's license required.

"Oh," said the woman in mid-conversation, "The car is back online. You can start the car."

Mirabile dictu! Peggy opened the car door. The car started. We got home. Wine and groceries were saved. (Ice cream not so great.) Car was delivered to its parking space.

Takeaways to Consider

• Many of today's direct marketers are besotted with technology. The once-huge Direct Marketing Association (née Direct Mail Association) changed its Unique Selling Proposition (USP) to "data-driven marketing." Within two years the DMA was deader than Kelsey's nuts. Literally outta business.

• Alas, when technology goes awry, relying on an A.I. fix is seldom the answer. Old-fashioned, low-tech, person-to-person, Keds-on-the-ground physical contact and hand holding is the only way to deal with a screw-up.

• "Zipcar was co-founded by Antje Danielson and Robin Chase based on existing German and Swill companies in January 2000." —Google

• The company—in business for over 20 years—treated us as though this were the very first time this ever happened to a new customer.

• "Times of adversity and customer screw-ups may be the only times when you can really show your customers how much you love them." —Malcolm Decker

• Who the hell knows where on the globe the Zipcar customer help phone bank was. All the TSRs had slight accents but not identifiable. Mumbai? Aruba? Beijing?

• We needed a capable Zipcar person here and now to come to this Acme parking lot and let us into the car so we could salvage our purchases and get an Uber home.

• Okay, back-end marketing is not as sexy as creating direct mail promotions or jazzing up websites and watching the traffic. Back-end marketing is the guts of direct marketing and the key to profitability.

• Put another way, treat a customer poorly and...
  1) You lose the customer.
  2) All the money spent acquiring that customer is wasted.
  3) All projected revenue from future sales is lost.
  4) You can expect blistering reviews from Yelp, TripAdvisor, Amazon, etc.
  5) No referrals from delighted customers.

• Consider hiring secret shoppers—people with no connections to your business.  Have them order goods and/or services and purposely make mistakes to put your customer service people through hoops. Whereupon they report exactly what happened—the good and the bad—and the names of the perpetrators.

• Zipcar should include this caveat in its membership fulfillment material:
It is recommended you wait to receive your personal Zipcar ID Card in the mail before renting for the first time. It's your backup.

• IMHO when a car goes dark and offline, I absolutely believe tapping the windshield with a little plastic card will not bring it to life. I further believe Zipcar is operating under a deeply flawed system.

• Will we ever use Zipcar again? Put it this way: if you walked into a dark room and got whacked on the head with a baseball bat, would you go back into that room?

• Peggy wants to use Zipcar again. I'll be using Uber and taxis. Plus my two feet.

 

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Wednesday, September 8, 2021

#135 Blogpost Women's Right to Choose

 

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#135 Blog Post - Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Posted by Denny Hatch


A Marketer’s Plan to Guarantee
Every Women's Right to Choose


Dear Direct Marketing Colleague,

 

As if all of us didn’t have enough ugly news to deal with, Texas just iced the mudpie.

 

This cranky blog was launched in April 2018 in hopes of helping to correlate old-fashioned direct marketing knowhow into the very different new world of digital communications. 

 

Sixteen weeks later—-in April 2018—the specter was raised of women being forced revert to the barbaric practice of using wire coat hangers and knitting needles as the final options to their right to choose.

 

I was as appalled then as I am now.

 

During my 60-year career in marketing, the continual challenge was (and is) coming up with practical solutions to solve knotty problems. I scribbled off a letter to my great friend and colleague Roger Craver, the country’s best-known liberal fund raiser.

 

The situation was not as dire three years ago as it is today. Roger suggested I was ahead of my time.

 

You are invited to judge my early blog post in light of this week’s development… and add your thoughts in the Comment Section.

 

Or… email me direct with your thinking and, if you care to, give me permission to run your words in the Comment Section. Dennyhatch@gmail.com

 

Thank you.


 

ISSUE #16 — Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Posted by Denny Hatch

TO:            Roger Craver

FROM:       Denny Hatch

DATE:        July 24, 2018


 How to Forever Guarantee All Women's Right to Choose: AWRTC!


Several years ago we discussed the potential threat to Roe v. Wade and what to do were it repealed.

• Back then Obama was POTUS. 

• SCOTUS was reasonable. 

• God was in Her heaven. 

Alas, with the Kennedy resignation plus the wackadoodle Trump Cultist Congress, the situation is suddenly dicey to dire.

If the idea described below flies, no matter what SCOTUS, POTUS, lower courts, Congress or the states decide about Roe v. Wade, safe abortions will be forever available—free—to all women of child-bearing age in America.

From Politico.com:
State abortion ballots prepare for post-Roe world
Many states have turned to both ballot measures and legislation to enact abortion policy in the event of a dramatic Supreme Court decision.


The key sentence:
If you live in California, Oregon, Washington, New York State or Massachusetts, it’s pretty likely that abortion will remain legal like it was in New York and Washington before Roe.

Elsewhere—especially for desperate rural poor and minority women—it’s back to the 19th century—wire coat hangers, medical quacks, fatal infections, fetal agony, infanticide and suicides.

Step 1
• Give me 15 minutes with Warren Buffet to propose a new profit center for his NetJets.

• Followed by one-on-one meetings with other rich-rich FORBES 400s—Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, George Soros, Larry Page, Larry Ellison, etc.

• Set up a 501c3 corporation.

• Fund agreeable hospitals in those states permitting abortions to expand into major women’s health centers to handle the influx of women.

Make available free condoms, free birth control pills, free morning-after pills.

• Set up a national communications and transportation network to enable women in need to come and go to and from these facilities on short notice—via motor coach, puddle-jumper aircraft and—for long distances—Buffet’s NetJets.

 • Time targets: 18 hours max round-trip point-to-point (e.g., Indiana - New York is 737 miles. NetJets).

• Extended time for difficult cases.

Step 2
• When Democrats reclaim a federal majority, sponsor a bill whereby U.S. Passport requirements are waived in the case of 18-hour excursions in and out of the country. Call them “Temporary Health Exit-Return Visas” (THERV’s).

• Locate hospitals/clinics in Canada & Mexico on the U.S. borders. Perhaps 4 on each border. Start with communities very close to the U.S. border with existing hospitals or clinics to be upgraded (including good housing for the workers). Plus, of course, near-by world-class airports. (See below for two possible venues.)

Negotiate with Canada and Mexico. This should be an attractive proposition to these two governments, as the major expansion of several health facilities will improve the lifestyle of the local communities and account for an influx of new jobs.

• Supply each agreed-upon venue a big infusion of cash to expand into world-class women’s health facilities.

• Set up a nationwide communications and transportation system for pregnant women of any age in America to access these facilities for safe, 18-hour travel and termination procedures—Free.


• Employ Buffet’s NetJets for long distance travel; use motor vehicles, helicopters and piston puddle-jumpers for shorter distances.





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5 comments:

  1. Alas, Denny, faster than you can get all this done, SCOTUS and other forces that hate giving women control over their own bodies would find ways to defeat it. Abortion clinics in Canada? The news this morning was about the Trump government's refusing to allow a Canadian citizen entry into the United States because he had invested — invested! — in a corporation that raises marijuana in a state where doing so is legal.

    The only way to get rid of horrid anti-abortion (and soon to come, anti-birth control) laws is to get the bastards behind them out of power and, in some cases, into prison where they belong.

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  2. Thank you for taking the time to Comment.
    The reason for the 2 Step plan is:
    Step 1 can be executed NOW while women's right to choose is legal is some states.
    Step 2 is post 2018/20 where a dramatic change in government will allow for passage pf as short-term temporary health exception to Passport regulations. This plan will then circumvent all state and federal anti-abortion laws.

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  3. Your New York Crank may be a little over the top Denny but his bottom line seems right on. Get the bastards out of power. They know not what they destroy.

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    1. Thanks for taking the time to comment, Peter.
      Based on the incoming today, it's depressingly obvious how wildly split the country is. I invited all wrote in to post their comments in this section, hoping to generate some debate. I love discussion—pro and con. Makes for interesting reading.
      Thanks again. Cheers.

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  4. Brilliant. Thank you. I'm glad I know you. Also, once established. doctors in home states will make themselves available for post-operative consultation, if needed.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2021

#134 Schuller's Crystal Cathedral

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#134 Blog Post - Tuesday, August 3, 2021


Posted by Denny Hatch


800-Year-Old Direct Marketing Knowhow:
Alive and Well in the Twenty-first Century

The Rev. Robert Schuller Preaching in His Crystal Cathedral

In 1998 I stumbled into the origins of direct marketing. This advertising technique came about as the result of the June 15, 1194 fire that destroyed most of Chartres Cathedral in Northern France. Chartres Bishop Regnault de Mouçon launched the very first direct mail letter-writing campaign to crowned heads, nobility and trade guilds throughout France, England and Europe—all pleading for help to rebuild the cathedral. Plus... the bishop came up with an amazing scheme to say "Thank You!" to all donors, who will be remembered for eternity. This was textbook correct marketing—800 years ago. You'll find this fascinating story in Blog Post #13:
http://dennyhatch.blogspot.com/2018/07/13-800-year-history-of-direct-marketing.html

The Chartres Fundraising Model Was Replicated
In Garden Grove, California 800 Years Later
Dr. Robert Schuller began his Dutch Reform ministry in Chicago in 1950. He founded the Garden Grove Community Church March 27, 1955, where he preached from the roof of the refreshment stand at a drive-in movie theater that he rented for $10 a week. To drum up business, Schuller placed small ads in the Orange County Register with the headline: "WORSHIP AS YOU ARE IN THE FAMILY CAR." Seventy-five motorists showed up that first day and the take day $86.79.

After vigorous a house-to-house canvassing plus direct mail campaigns with modest success, Schuller persuaded the renowned Rev. Norman Vincent Peale to be a guest preacher. Peale's book—"The Power of Positive Thinking"—was a worldwide best-seller that sold 15 million copies in 42 languages. Peale's sermon about the personal benefits of accepting God brought national recognition to Schuller's little enterprise.

As his ministry grew, Dr. Schuller purchased 10 acres in Garden Grove and spent $3 million for a relatively modest "walk-in, drive-in" church designed by famous California modernist architect Richard Neutra (1892-1970). Dedication service was held November 5, 1961.

 

Richard Neutra's Garden Grove Community Church. At Right is the 1968 "Tower of Hope" designed by Neutra's son, Dion. The cross at the top could be seen from Disneyland in Anaheim a mile-and-a-half away.

          The Booster Rocket That Sent
          The Schuller Ministry into Orbit

On February 8, 1970, Schuller launched the "Hour of Power" television ministry—replete with choir and orchestra—at the Sunday service in his Garden Grove Community Church. Over the years it became the most-watched religious program with alleged totals of viewership ranging from a low of 1.3 million home worshipers to 7.5 million in 156 countries. Whatever the actual numbers, Schuller had himself a deliciously hefty database.

 

The Schuller Family's Edifice Complex

Left: The Crystal Cathedral. Right: Architect Philip Johnson and the Rev. Robert Schuller chatting in the vast interior.

With a burning desire for a larger venue in the late 1970s, the Schullers hired the world-renowned architectural firm of Philip Johnson and John Burgee to design the magnificent, eye-popping Chrystal Cathedral—one of America's very first megachurches.

Dedicated in 1980, the overall length of the building is 414 feet and the tower is 127 feet high. With seating capacity for 2,726 worshipers, the building also has a choir section for 1,000 singers and instrumentalists. The Aeolian-Skinner/Fratelli Ruffatti pipe organ—the fifth largest church organ in the world—has 293 ranks and 17,106 pipes. Cost of the cathedral: $18 million ($59 million in 2021 dollars). In the salad days of the 1990s, Rev. Schuller's enterprise had ten thousand members attending three services every Sunday, plus his "Hour of Power" worldwide TV program.

Saying "Thank You!" to the Donors à la Chartres
What triggered this post was the memory of our first condo in Stamford, Connecticut in 1979. Our next-door neighbors—faithful viewers of the "Hour of Power"—were persuaded to buy one of the 10,664 windows. We were invited over to view Dr. Schuller's "thank-you" gift—an elegant tabletop display (as I recall) personalized with their names and a small image of the cathedral etched into the modernist Lucite panel.

For the high rollers, Rev. Schuller created the "Walk of Faith" with 1800 inscribed granite stones, many of them mini-memorials to deceased loved ones. For lesser donors, their names were memorialized on a wall with 20,000 crystal bricks.

Here was the modern version of the 800-year-old business model devised by Bishop Regnault de Mouçon and the elders of Chartres Cathedral—the foundation of modern direct marketing.

One Wishes That the Crystal Cathedral Saga
Had as Happy an Ending as Chartres' Restoration
Dr. Schuller's Crystal Cathedral's last years were a mega soap opera: $48 million in debt; 12 million creditors nationwide; a $36 million mortgage owed to a California bank; and finally filing for bankruptcy in 2010. In 2011—four years prior to the Rev. Schuller's death from esophageal cancerthe entire church complex was sold to the Catholic Diocese of Orange County for $60 million.
Throughout this entire period, the Schuller family was engaged in a vicious circular firing squad/pissing match. Following the acquisition, all the donor names were removed from the premises.

                        Further Reading 
Renovating the Crystal Cathedral

https://www.tnemec.com/about/news-press/renovating-crystal-cathedral-orange-county/

Should Donors Be Upset About the New Crystal Cathedral Owners Removing Their Names?
https://www.philcooke.com/donors-upset-new-crystal-cathedral-owners-removing-names/ 

Obituary of Robert Schuller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/04/02/robert-schuller-obit/70824954/

              Takeaways to Consider
• On driving through France one summer Peggy and I visited several churches where the original windows were blown out by Nazi bombs in World War II. Some were replaced with plain glass. Others had tacky modern designs. It was damned depressing—yet another reminder of the stupidity of war.

• At the onset of World War ii in 1939, it became obvious Chartres could be in the middle of a battle zone and subject air raids. All 176 stained glass windows—which contained the donors' coats of arms and glorious images of the guilds that contributed—were removed for safekeeping. Many were stored in the cathedral's crypt—one of the deepest and largest in northern France. The remainders were shipped by rail to safe hideouts in southern France for the duration.

• "Always say 'thank you.' It's the polite thing to do."
   —Roger Craver

• The way to be successful in direct marketing—and general advertising for that matter—become expert in successful campaigns from the past. Then—in the words of U.S. News & World Report circ director Dorothy Kerr: "Steal Smart!"

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Wednesday, July 21, 2021

#133 Emeril Infomercial

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#133 Blog Post - Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Posted by Denny Hatch

 

THE ULTIMATE TV INFOMERCIAL FOR
THE GREATEST NEW KITCHEN GADGET!

What triggered this post was Emeril Lagasse jumping out of my giant TV screen with one of the most alive, fun-filled half-hours I have spent in the past 18 months.

Even with progress in dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic—coupled with the sunny optimism of the Joe Biden team and his giving financial help and hope to the poorest, hungriest and most desperate of Americans—I still wake up most mornings with a renewed sense of dread. On my worst days—for the first time in my life—I pop an anti-anxiety pill.

May God bless Emeril, his amazing pasta making machine and the joyous half hour of entertainment he supplied. Emeril's effervescent enthusiasm is contagious as he—and his buoyant sous chef Kimberley Locke of American Idol—showed me how to create dazzling epicurean masterpieces in minutes. And for a fraction of what we are paying now.

How about this for starters: you can make a pound of pasta (enough for a dinner of 8) in four minutes for 54¢! That's the same glorious pasta served in three star Michelin restaurants across the world. With this  machine you can instantly produce all kinds of noodles and pasta: penne, spaghetti, linguine, tagliatelle, udon noodles, angel hair, fettuccine, lasagna. Plus... chopped meat, grated cheese, fruit and vegetable juices and frozen yogurt and gelatos.

A Memorable Encounter with Emeril
Back When We Were Both Starting Out

When Peggy and I took over Target Marketing magazine—on life support in 1993—we saved it by hiring Barry Futtersak, an old-time magazine space salesman to generate advertising revenue. Barry's MO: "Never take 'no' for an answer." In other words, "Do not leave a meeting without an order."

For two years Barry and I took endless trips around the country talking to potential advertisers and tracking down stories for the editors—many of which I wrote.

Barry was also a world-class bon vivant. He knew American cities inside and out—the good hotels, the new "in" restaurants and the very best jazz joints and after hours clubs.

That first year Barry and I fetched up in New Orleans having made a lunch date with a young woman whose name and product are long lost in the mists of time. Still vivid in my brain was the lunch we had at the hot new restaurant in town—Emeril's.

       Barry                   Young Emeril             Emeril's New Orleans

  Emeril Lagasse was an oh-so-young dynamo who happened to be in the foyer when we entered. He greeted us, seated us, handed us menus and tore off to work the kitchen and work the room.

 Following a truly memorable meal, when we were leaving I noticed in the entrance a table with copies of his just published New NEW ORLEANS COOKING.

I bought one and asked Emeril to autograph it to our prospective client, which he did—and added a sketch of himself in his high white toque. What an ebullient guy, marvelous chef and sheer delight! (Our young guest was thrilled with the book and became a long term advertiser!)

The TV Infomercial: It's Come a Long Way, Baby!

Before our quick tour of the delights served up by Emeril in his extraordinary advertorial, let me to share with you the very first advertorial in television history. First aired in 1950, it stars William G. "Papa" Bernard, inventor, founder and CEO of the Vitamix food processor. (Running time: 27:29.) You can give it a couple of minutes and get the idea or...
     ... if you're like me—a sucker for stunning sales pitches—you'll be riveted by Papa Bernard's presentation and want to savor more of it. You'll discover it contains the DNA of its thousands of offspring programs that have been produced, shot and aired over the past 70+ years. It's a gem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm5IzzGPzQA  
 

 Now... to Emeril's Marvelous Infomercial That
Includes Live-Action Gourmet Cooking Lessons!


      Shrimp Dish                  Spinach Taglietelle        Pasta Primavera

The advertorial starts with a quick, powerful two-minute commercial for all the amazing benefits of his pasta machine.

• Just as you are getting a bit bored with the pitch, Chef Emeril starts creating the shrimp dish at left. He shows you exactly what he is doing. You see the various ingredients being combined, the cooked pasta from his machine is added and a fabulous gourmet meal has been concocted in just a few minutes. It's a dazzling performance!

• Emeril said the shrimp dish (you see it here before the pasta is added) would cost $20 or more in a restaurant—$160 for a party of eight. The eight servings created here with pasta from his machine can be created for a total of $10!

• After showing you how to make a couple of  more recipes, the two-minute commercial is repeated. And before you know it he's the gourmet teacher again showing you how to make more spectacular pasta dishes.

• Among the marvelous recipes you'll learn how to master (with or without his machine) by watching this video:
— Pasta pesto
— Marinara sauce
— Mac & Cheese using freshly made noodles
— Fettuccine with prosciutto and cheese

• Quite simply Emeril is giving you a real deal—making you an expert chef—whether or not you buy his pasta machine.

• The one word that describes Emeril and his infomercial: "Mesmerizing!"

• I urge you to watch it. Cook from it. Exult in it!

• You'll love it! Guaranteed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah53cFmOQw8&t=338s

                         Takeaways to Consider
• In the 800 years of Direct Marketing, only two long-form advertising platforms have been devised: the full-dress direct mail package and the infomercial.

• The 30-minute infomercial originated with Vitamix in 1949-50.

• A recent blog post described two of the greatest modern masters of the infomercial: Billy Mays and Ron Popeil.
http://dennyhatch.blogspot.com/2020/02/85-americas-two-greatest-tv-pitchmen.html

 • Emeril gives away live-action cooking lessons—taking the advertorial into fascinating new territory!

P.S. A Personal Confession
Okay, I have not yet ordered my Emeril Pasta making machine (even though it not only makes world-class pasta, but apparently does everything a modern food processor will do at a fraction the cost of my Cuisinart). I would have gone for it in a nanosecond if we still had our house with the big kitchen. Alas, we downsized to a two-bedroom apartment with a tiny galley kitchen and minimal storage areas already stuffed with stuff. We simply haven't the space for another kitchen appliance. But I'm seriously thinking of it!

 

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